The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to shoot superman

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Asexual reproduction.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!