The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to have a power

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!