The power to spell backwards.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!