The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to fart inwards.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to have a black president

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

the power to see through bananas

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!