The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!