The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!