the power to fail any test you want

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to die at will.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to give yourself cancer

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

the power to remember th...

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

the power to see the present.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!