The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!