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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to have a black president

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to make elton john gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!