The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to think of a funny power

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Batman

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!