the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to think.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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Being a Spice Girl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!