Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to talk to dust

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!