the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!