The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!