The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!