The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to become a carrot.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!