Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to live until you die.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!