The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Find Waldo

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to not have power

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!