The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to live until you die.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!