the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to exist

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!