The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to cry acid tears

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to instantly kill yourself

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

the power to sing like justin bieber

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!