The power to die at will

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to be born again

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!