The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!