- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to state the obvious.

the power to bi ugly

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to turn into paper

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to be born again

Pointless Super Powers