The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power of love

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to troll.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!