The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to die at will

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!