The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to not Waste time

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!