The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to die

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!