the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!