the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to die but once

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to poke

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!