The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!