The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!