The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!