The power to give yourself cancer

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!