The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!