The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Endless falling....

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to resist trolling.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!