The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!