the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!