The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!