The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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to spelle caretly

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!