The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!