The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to die on command

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!