The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!