The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!