To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!