the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!