The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!