the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to only fart in public

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to always hug people

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!