The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!