The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to fart mace

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The Power to Combust

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!