The power to fart flames

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The power to read the TV

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to fly indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!