the power to see through glass

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!