The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power of love

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!