The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!