The power of bullet attraction.

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The Power to die at will

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i like pie.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to see through windows

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!