the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!