The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to shit brix

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!