The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!