The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to fail any test you want

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!