The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to be a complete troll

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!