The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be born.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!