The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!