THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to state the obvious.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!