The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!