The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will

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The power to write a country song

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!