The power to be a normal person

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to resist trolling.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!