The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to be phone

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!