The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power of the succulent game

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!