The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die on command

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!