The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Find Waldo

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!