The power to spell backwards.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!