- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

to make asians smart

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to have bad luck!

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

Pointless Super Powers