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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.
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the power to have a power.
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.
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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year
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The power to create nothing out of nothing
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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.
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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.
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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before
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The power to be -100% faster...
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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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The power of creating poop.
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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The power to be a dick.
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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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The power spite flower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!