Turn gold into lead.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!