Being alive (until you die).

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!