The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to bleed

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to sweat acid.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!